I Told Joe This Morning.....

I wish I was a baby.

• People will do all manner of things just to see you smile.
• When you are upset it´s everyone´s business to get you happy again.
  
• You get to wear comfortable clothes all the time and even get to go out in your jammies.
  
• Everyone "oohs" and "aahs" over your every little accomplishment.
  

But very best of all....

• Everyone is happy when you eat a lot and sleep a lot!